I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
They took my balls.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize