Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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