My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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