best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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