my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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