remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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