i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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