sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
