We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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