Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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