Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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