I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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