Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
