Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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