You're my little dorito
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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