I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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