Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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