But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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