Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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