When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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