he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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