her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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