I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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