I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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