I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Even my vagina gasped.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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