Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Can I color on your dick again?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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