? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Is Oprah even human
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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