Where is the hickey?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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