my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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