Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so let's talk penis.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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