I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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