I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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