have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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