Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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