Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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