Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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