Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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