Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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