god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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