FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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