she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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