and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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