went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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