I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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