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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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