Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut