Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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