I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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