ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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