I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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