He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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