Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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