yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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