I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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