Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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