So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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