physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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