She just used a chaser for red wine.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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